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Make Sure They're Dead First...

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So, Everyone in sports television is declaring my Dallas Cowboys dead after the drubbing they took at the hands of the New York Giants. Um...ok? If Tony Romo had been playing QB for the last 3 games I'd understand the chicken little mentality because I'd be damn near on suicide watch at this point. But the thing is, it was Brad Johnson playing QB. He's the guy who was probably past his prime back in '02 when he won the Super Bowl with the Bucs. That dude is at least 40 and his arm looks 65. I'm Just saying... give the Cowboys 2 more games after their bye before you pass that kind of judgement. Tony Romo will be back, and we will see what this team is made of. Also, saying they don't have a shot at the playoffs im the shitty NFC is retarded. 3 teams will make it out of the NFC east, and they are only 1 game out of 3rd place. Another thing that makes me feel good is that the Eagles and Redskins haven't exactly been playing inspired football the last couple wee...

This Happens To Me Every F**king Year...

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Every year, I get through my Fantasy Football draft and then by week 7, I've usually been doing pretty well. For Instance, I'm 5-2 right now, and in a 3-way tie for first, but as always I'm hitting my annual shitstorm of underachieving superstars and injuries. So here is a list of players that I'm just saying FUCK YOU to until further notice... 1. Ladainian Tomlinson . Hey Fuckface, maybe you should stop making those Vizio comercials and having Troy Polamalu run you down in Nike ads, and actually try to get fucking healthy during the offseason. When I got the first pick in my ffb draft this year i was pretty much handcuffed into taking your gimpy ass. Larry Johnson completely fucked me last year in the same situation. So you better rub some dirt on your fucking turf toe and dry those tears pussy, thats why dad left. 2. Willie Parker . Hey Asshole, you've been questionable for the better part of a month? when the fuck are you going to play? I'm tired of having t...