This Is Our Concern Dude

Ok, Jimmy.  Here's the plan. I am going to get fired, Coach the Twolves, and then rob those GarPax fuckers blind in a trade for you. Ok, so it happened. Jimmy Butler finally got traded. This should be good right?? All Bulls fans have heard for the last couple of years is that we were getting a couple of those sweet sweet Brooklyn picks from the Celtics plus players. It was going to be a king's ransom! We were gonna start the rebuild and start it the right way! Holy shit we were all wrong... 

Like Reese Bobby returning to his son, Ricky, We have made our booze soaked return. We're back! It's been the better part of a decade since this site has been touched, but unlike your deadbeat Dad who left to buy smokes 15 years ago, we've actually come back! Yes, we have gained some weight (except for Mikey) and we might not be as attractive as we were 8 years ago (again, except for Mikey...man, fuck that guy).

There it is Bears fans. Jay Cutler in a Bears jersey. Was it worth it? They gave up two first rounders and a third rounder for him. Oh yeah, they also gave up The Neckbeard, but that's a non-issue since you got Cutler. I have to admit I am a bit stunned that the Bears actually pulled the trigger on this deal. They are pretty notoriously cheap. Bears fans seem to be approving of the deal in general, but I see a few things inevitably happening. 1. One of those draft picks will comeback to haunt you. This always happens to you lowly Cubs and Bears fans. You trade away a draft pick and then that pick turns out to be an All-Star for the team who picked him. The other side of this coin is that with the Bears, they are generally terrible in the draft, and could have probably drafted the same player and made him a bust. (CoughRashanSalaamCurtisEnisCough) 2. You make Jay Cutler cry into his insulin and demand another trade. Hey, It's already happened once. 3.Even though you have a Pro B...

Well, That figures. As soon as I go and write a lengthy WBC preview and dedicate a whole section to blasting Roidy McRoidpants here, it comes out that he has a cyst on his hip. Now he needs to see a specialist, and probably won't even play for the Dominican team. Thanks for making me look stupid and wasting my time. I hope that cyst is from all the times your cousin stuck a syringe in your ass and juiced you up, fucker.

Like many other fine, upstanding American citizens, I am pretty jacked about the upcoming baseball season. I know my beloved Chicago White Sox most likely aren't going to the playoffs, but I think they will be at least competitive, and I have a bevy of other things to look forward too. I have my fantasy league for the year all lined up, I get to watch the Cubs fail yet again, and I will look forward to hearing Hawk Harrelson yelp "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOAAAARD......YES!" the first time a southsider hits a homer. If I hadn't told you already that I was going to talk about the WBC, you probably wouldn't be thinking I'd left something out. The problem is, that even the average baseball fan doesn't really have that much interest in the Classic. This blows my mind. This is like average soccer fans not having any interest in the World Cup. I do, however, realize that this is only the second World Baseball Classic, and that the whole process is still in its ...

This guy needs to get on some type of program... Weight Watchers or somethin...