This Is Our Concern Dude

Ok, Jimmy.  Here's the plan. I am going to get fired, Coach the Twolves, and then rob those GarPax fuckers blind in a trade for you. Ok, so it happened. Jimmy Butler finally got traded. This should be good right?? All Bulls fans have heard for the last couple of years is that we were getting a couple of those sweet sweet Brooklyn picks from the Celtics plus players. It was going to be a king's ransom! We were gonna start the rebuild and start it the right way! Holy shit we were all wrong... 

This is the screenshot of the most epic NBA Jam beatdown I have ever personally witnessed. I played "Thunder" Dan Majerle for all 4 quarters and literally took every shot with him en route to a 96-31 dirtnap for my friend Matt. Pictures were taken just to prove this actually happened. I was leading 49-9 at half, and I spent the second half trying to reach 100 pts with "Thunder" Dan. Matt may or may not have cried afterwards. Ok, he didn't cry, but he should have. That's fucking embarrassing.