Well... This is awkward...

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Like Reese Bobby returning to his son, Ricky,
We have made our booze soaked return.

We're back! It's been the better part of a decade since this site has been touched, but unlike your deadbeat Dad who left to buy smokes 15 years ago, we've actually come back! Yes, we have gained some weight (except for Mikey) and we might not be as attractive as we were 8 years ago (again, except for Mikey...man, fuck that guy).


Who is "We"? I guess we will see. We will have a motley crew of people here giving hot takes and talking about whatever they want. If I'd gotten off my ass about a week ago, there'd probably be takes about where I want Phil Jackson to trade Kristaps Porzingis (The Suns), Marian Hossa being allergic to his equipment (Seriously??), and how disappointing WWE Money In The Bank was on Sunday (Baron Corbin?!). Who knows what these other assholes are going to talk about.

We will at least try to make it fun. Hopefully its at least a little funny. Probably not informative, but you'll have that. Until then, I'm going to go play some more Breath of the Wild...because that game is destroying my life in the best way...

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