This Is Our Concern Dude

Every year, I get through my Fantasy Football draft and then by week 7, I've usually been doing pretty well. For Instance, I'm 5-2 right now, and in a 3-way tie for first, but as always I'm hitting my annual shitstorm of underachieving superstars and injuries. So here is a list of players that I'm just saying FUCK YOU to until further notice... 1. Ladainian Tomlinson . Hey Fuckface, maybe you should stop making those Vizio comercials and having Troy Polamalu run you down in Nike ads, and actually try to get fucking healthy during the offseason. When I got the first pick in my ffb draft this year i was pretty much handcuffed into taking your gimpy ass. Larry Johnson completely fucked me last year in the same situation. So you better rub some dirt on your fucking turf toe and dry those tears pussy, thats why dad left. 2. Willie Parker . Hey Asshole, you've been questionable for the better part of a month? when the fuck are you going to play? I'm tired of having t...

Wanted to get a quick post in congratulating the Tampa Bay Devil Rays on making it to the World Series. Hold on, one more thought, I just got word that Coach K is dropping the word Devil from the Blue Devils team name this fall in hopes of not bowing out in the second round yet again. And yes, that was the absolute worst post title I could come up with.

So at 1:30 this morning Danny and I decided that we should write a movie. This came about after someone discussed that they had actually seen "Snakes on a Train." That's right, snakes on a TRAIN. I'm thinking if a movie that horrible can get made, and that people will actually pay to see it, there's no way we can't get something done.