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While Peter King Gently Weeps....

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Well here we go again, that insufferable prick, Brett Favre, has retired for the second consecutive year. The question is, is this for real? Or is this like those damn Halloween movies where everyone always thinks they've killed Michael Myers, but then he comes back from being shot 6 times or incinerated or getting his head chopped off to keep giving Jamie Lee Curtis shit? Because I'm pretty sure that people have thought we were done with him every year since 2003 or so, and the last two times he actually did retire. I've never been a Favre fan, but I used to hate him for completely different reasons. He used to be the QB for a team that was a legit threat to my Dallas Cowboys back in the 90's. I remember being scared shitless of him and Dorsey Levens in the 95 NFC championship. It's just too bad that Mr. Perfect here couldn't win in Texas Stadium. Now, I just hate him for being a waffling-doucher-drama queen who throws interceptions like it's his job. Worst...

The Most Anti-Climatic Statment To Ever Give Me A Boner

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Well, It happened... blink-182 reunited. When they got on stage together...Travis Barker leaned to the microphone and nonchalantly said "we used to play music together, and we decided we're going to play music together again." Mark Hoppus followed in step by stating "blink-182 is back!" The thing is the crowd at the Grammys didn't seem to care. I could care less about them though. Blink already has a new website set up, and have provided another statement via the website. "Hi. We're blink-182. This past week there've been a lot of questions about the current status of the band, and we wanted you to hear it straight from us. To put it simply, we're back. We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy. Summer 2009 Thanks and get ready." Fuck and Yes. I assure you, I will be more than ...