This Is Our Concern Dude

Seriously. I have never had any inkling of being religious, and after the Super Bowl Sunday night... I can't see why Kurt Warner will go back to church next Sunday. I sat waiting for a review on Mr. Warner's "fumble" with :05 left on the clock. It never came. Al Michaels tried to feed me some horseshit about how the officials confirmed the call on the field as the Steelers rushed on the field, kneeled on the ball and killed any dreams I had of trying to watch Kurt Warner lob a mircale at Larry Fitzgerald with zeroes on the game clock. So I say to you Kurt Warner... Where was your God when you "Fumbled"? You, Ken Whisenhunt, and I all know that was an incomplete pass. We all know that your team got jobbed by the refs on multiple occaisions, but the least that the Big Guy could've done for you is get a review on the play. Sorry, Kurt. You've been forsaken. It's probably because you went back on that whole "Hey kids, you get a new puppy if I ma...

If tonight's game was an epic showdown of a back-up QB's ability to administer a beer bong. The line would look something like this. Matt Leinart (-21) vs. Byron Leftwich Unfortunately this isn't the case, and their is actually a football game to be played. Now, I will be rooting for The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals, and there are a few reasons. 1. Obviously, when your favorite team isn't involved and you don't have a major grudge against either team, you adopt the underdog. Adopting the favorite makes you boring and a doucher. 2. The Steelers have won 5 Super Bowls already. I don't want them to have 6. The reason for this is that I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, and my favorite dysfunctional family has also won 5 Super Bowls. I don't want the Steelers to break the menage-a-tie they have going with the Boys and 49ers for most Super Bowl wins of all time. It's not a big deal, but hey, not unlike the Globo Gym Purple Cobras...the Cowboys are better than...

Seriously, Mike Tomlin is without peer the coolest motherfucker holding a head coach position in the NFL right now. Look at him, and then look over at Ken Whisenhunt. The Whiz looks like he's going to a damn job interview, while Tomlin looks like he should be walking in slow motion next to Will Smith as Martin Lawrence's replacement in Bad Boys 3. All I'm saying is that I'm rooting for Whisenhunt and the Buzzsaw...but God damn I'd rather have Tomlin coaching my team...