The Buzzsaw That Is Leinart's Beer Bonging Skills...

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If tonight's game was an epic showdown of a back-up QB's ability to administer a beer bong. The line would look something like this.

Matt Leinart (-21) vs. Byron Leftwich

Unfortunately this isn't the case, and their is actually a football game to be played.

Now, I will be rooting for The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals, and there are a few reasons.

1. Obviously, when your favorite team isn't involved and you don't have a major grudge against either team, you adopt the underdog. Adopting the favorite makes you boring and a doucher.

2. The Steelers have won 5 Super Bowls already. I don't want them to have 6. The reason for this is that I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, and my favorite dysfunctional family has also won 5 Super Bowls. I don't want the Steelers to break the menage-a-tie they have going with the Boys and 49ers for most Super Bowl wins of all time. It's not a big deal, but hey, not unlike the Globo Gym Purple Cobras...the Cowboys are better than you! and we know it!

Now, Do I really think The Buzzsaw has a chance? In a word, No. I got the Steelers winning 35-24, and I don't think it'll be as close as the score indicates. Ok, we're inching closer to the end of the pre-game bullshit, and closer to the biggest advertising spectacle known to man.

Prove me wrong, Kurt Warner! Prove me wrong!

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