Phelps Can't Stand A Bag Filled With Stems and Seeds

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This is so fucking stupid. No, I'm not talking about the fact that Michael Phelps smokes weed. At this point I can't really condemn the kid for occasionally getting ripped out of season. The part of this that's retarded is the fact that this was treated as front page news. So the fuck what? Find me a 23 year old kid who attended school at a major university (or any 23 year old for that matter) who was never smoked weed once in his life and I will show you the fucking minority.

Chances are that Phelps was just partying somewhere, was already a bit drunk and said "Fuck it, Let's Party." I would wager that Michael Phelps doesn't smoke all that often. When would he? He trains his ass off for about 10 months out of the year. It takes that much work to be the swimmer in the world. Conversely, since he is training relentlessly as much as he is, should't we let him cut loose every once in a while? It's not like he was caught shooting heroin into his arm or shoving his nose into a Tony Montana sized pile of blow. It was weed. Weed doesn't incapacitate you nearly the way booze does and doesn't have nearly the toxins a cigarette does.

All I'm saying is, this isnt a big deal. Take a hit for me, Phelps. Fritos are in the cupboard, and pizza rolls are in the freezer.

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