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Well, That figures. As soon as I go and write a lengthy WBC preview and dedicate a whole section to blasting Roidy McRoidpants here, it comes out that he has a cyst on his hip. Now he needs to see a specialist, and probably won't even play for the Dominican team. Thanks for making me look stupid and wasting my time. I hope that cyst is from all the times your cousin stuck a syringe in your ass and juiced you up, fucker.

Like many other fine, upstanding American citizens, I am pretty jacked about the upcoming baseball season. I know my beloved Chicago White Sox most likely aren't going to the playoffs, but I think they will be at least competitive, and I have a bevy of other things to look forward too. I have my fantasy league for the year all lined up, I get to watch the Cubs fail yet again, and I will look forward to hearing Hawk Harrelson yelp "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOAAAARD......YES!" the first time a southsider hits a homer. If I hadn't told you already that I was going to talk about the WBC, you probably wouldn't be thinking I'd left something out. The problem is, that even the average baseball fan doesn't really have that much interest in the Classic. This blows my mind. This is like average soccer fans not having any interest in the World Cup. I do, however, realize that this is only the second World Baseball Classic, and that the whole process is still in its ...

This guy needs to get on some type of program... Weight Watchers or somethin...

I've probably never missed the boat on anything more than I missed the boat on the Album "808's and Heartbreak" by Kanye West. I always liked the song "Heartless" off of this album, but I finally downloaded it. All I can say is that this is a must have. The song "Robocop" is probably one of the all-around best songs I have heard recently. I admit, I have always been the first to rip Kanye as a rapper, but alternately praise him as a producer. This album showcases his talents as an artist as he isn't rapping, but singing (even if he uses autotune). I don't care if you are a Kanye fan, or if you listen to hip-hop, this is an album that's a must own no matter what you listen to. I promise that you will be able to relate.