My Dad Said You Might Be Good Someday...

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There it is Bears fans. Jay Cutler in a Bears jersey. Was it worth it? They gave up two first rounders and a third rounder for him. Oh yeah, they also gave up The Neckbeard, but that's a non-issue since you got Cutler.

I have to admit I am a bit stunned that the Bears actually pulled the trigger on this deal. They are pretty notoriously cheap. Bears fans seem to be approving of the deal in general, but I see a few things inevitably happening.

1. One of those draft picks will comeback to haunt you. This always happens to you lowly Cubs and Bears fans. You trade away a draft pick and then that pick turns out to be an All-Star for the team who picked him. The other side of this coin is that with the Bears, they are generally terrible in the draft, and could have probably drafted the same player and made him a bust. (CoughRashanSalaamCurtisEnisCough)

2. You make Jay Cutler cry into his insulin and demand another trade. Hey, It's already happened once.

3.Even though you have a Pro Bowl level QB, you still finish second in the divison, and narrowly miss the playoffs due to the lack of a real WR and a defense that is getting older by the day.

(Note: Scenario 3 is probably the most likely)

Comments

Unknown said…
Tommy with two mommies makes his violent return.

1. The Cowboys might sniff 10-6 if they really play their cards right

2. The Packers are 13-3 material. suck it faggot.

3. You clearly gave up on the one bond that made us...like... the best kind of friends. dick friends. but not in a gay way. More like, in an asshole way.

4.I hope my fantasy team skull-rucks yours. I don't know how blogs work, so I'll stick with ruck. But you know that you're going to get a good rucking. Or, at least, I sure as hell hope so.

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September 12, 2010 at 3:56 AM
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