And I Thought These Things Smelled Bad On The Outside...

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So I'm fairly certain that once you enter my house, you also enter some alternate dimension where the inside of my house doubles as the ice planet Hoth. I'm wearing a stocking cap, thermal, and a fleece hoodie as I type this. My headlights are constantly on, and I'm about to cut open a tauntuan (pictured, no not Luke Sywalker) to stay warm.

Either way, I've just got a couple of random thoughts that needed a place to hang out for a while.


1. Why does the NFL feel the need to play games in London? Hasn't it been made abundantly clear that Europe wants nothing to do with American Football for the most part? We all know how much of a booming success NFL Europe was over there. I mean, why wouldn't they ditch their beloved soccer to see a bunch of second-tier football players? Seriously, they love Soccer, we love football, and we should just leave it alone. I also don't want to hear the BS about starting a European division or conference or whatever. Are you telling me that you're going to make teams travel overseas every week to play football games? how is that logical. Oh, and my final gripe about this is that this year they had the New Orleans Saints give up a god damn home game to play in London. This is a team that only a couple years ago didn't even play a real home game and now we are taking home games away? Jesus, we should give them a couple extra home games to compensate.

2. Gas Prices are funny sometimes. I think its very telling that gas prices have gone down almost $1.50 since the entire financial crisis hit. I don't think this is a coincidence. How can it be? It's too fucking perfect. Oh no, every one is worried about their money and is probably going to start cutting back...oh wait! gas prices magically went down. I'm not going to lie, that's about the extent of my analysis on the subject, but I just wanted to say it and get it out there. I think that's fucked up, and I'm starting to think that while everyone always blames OPEC and the price of oil that our own government has way more control over this that we know. God damn, I sound like Mel Gibson in Consipracy Theory. I'm going to go by a copy of Catcher in the Rye and call Julia Roberts now....

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