Obama READY!?... McCain READY!? JOUST!!!

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I'm pretty sure this is what Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the founding fathers had in mind when it came to electing a president. Well, maybe not but either way, its Election Day, and you need to get your shit together and go vote. Plus, we all know this isn't a fair way to decide who the president is going to be president because we all know that Obama would beat McCain's geriatric ass down in a Joust.

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